My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
