She is in my trunk
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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