Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
