my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
is it fun? or sober?
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