kristin has been a bad kristin
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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