dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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