god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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