What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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