Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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