He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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