I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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