yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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