So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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