I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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