no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
