Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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