No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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