a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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