I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
where are you?
Hypothermia
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
