thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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