I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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