she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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