How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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