Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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