i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.