You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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