obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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