Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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