I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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