Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
