If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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