that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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