check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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