You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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