I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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