dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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