would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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