Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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