so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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