i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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