ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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