omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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