Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize