tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize