Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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