Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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