literally had 100 drinks last night.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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