Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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