Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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