Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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