The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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