The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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