We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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