just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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