Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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